i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
7th graders on facebook: I love you so much baby I love you to the moon and back forever and ever babe I want to suck your tits and ass
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.